Dear Editor,

Trump v Zelensky,

If I see a woman being attacked by a known criminal, and I can stop the rape, is it in order for me to ask her to hand over her diamond necklace before I do so?  I am after all a busy man of business, and she does not hold good cards.  In fact, if she refuses my offer, should I ask her to apologise publicly for being disrespectful?

Yours truly

Geoffrey Gibson

Yarraville, Victoria, Australia