The President of the United States trashes everything he touches. His latest target is the U S Navy. The Republican fall from grace is complete when its leaders tolerate an attack on their navy – and an attack that may well imperil its members. The President, of course, does not understand the military. His cowardice and corruption led him to evade service to his country.
And he does of course trash the English language every time he opens his illiterate mouth. He says that the impeachment inquiry is a hoax. What is that? ‘A humorous or mischievous deception with which the credulity of the victim is imposed upon.’ You get it in commedia dell’arte and the Marx Brothers. It’s what the merry wives of Windsor did to Falstaff (as had Prince Hal done two plays earlier – Sir John was born to be hoaxed). It’s what NATO leaders and royals may like to do to President Trump, but they presently content themselves with laughing at him behind his back.
But whatever else the impeachment process is, it is not a hoax or any other form of joke. The fact that this oaf can make that claim shows what in my view is the main ground for his impeachment – the man simply has no idea of the duties that come with his office: he is quite unable to see, much less accept, that he has committed a great wrong.
His other response is his general fall back – witch hunt. According to Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, this is in political usage ‘the searching out and exposure of opponents alleged to be disloyal to the State, often amounting to persecution.’ Now, whenever someone in authority criticises Trump, the spoiled child in him – and there is not much else – says he is being persecuted. But that delusion is not enough to create a witch hunt. It is also true that about six people close to Trump are in jail for conduct in or arising from his election, but that does not mean that there is a witch hunt, any more than that the Nuremberg trials were a witch hunt.
The people of Salem knew what a witch hunt was. So did McCarthy, and his pet lieutenant, a B grade actor named Ronald Reagan. So did the Australian government that spent a fortune of our money over about a decade pursuing John Elliott and associates for party political purposes and no result. But that was nothing like what is going on in Washington at the moment.
Speaking of the NATO shambles, have you noticed that whenever Trump meets a world leader who is smarter than him – that is, any other world leader – he looks ‘alone and palely loitering’ – with his head down and his hands between his knees, in his ludicrously predictable attire, which he is incapable of doing up, like an estranged ourangatang who has been force fed in the jungle on industrial strength Prozac?
As for witch hunts, I like the remark that an English judge passed a long time before the English started settling here – there is no law against flying.
‘He’s still very young in his Test career,’ said Chris Silverwood, the head coach, after stumps. ‘Jofra’s learning about himself and the game of Test cricket. And, equally, Joe is learning to captain him as well. From a holistic point of view we’re growing together, really.’
The Guardian, 23 November, 2019
Contributions to the pre-conference blog claimed ecosystems could be a silver bullet, they ought to have a value chain — or possibly even be part of one — they should be ‘leveraged’ to ‘maximise value and achieve competitive advantage’ or ‘populated with new addressable customers’. ‘If you orchestrate it and tie the ecosystem on to a platform, you’re really resolving the customer problem holistically,’ enthused one panellist.
Financial Times, 3 December, 2019
Even for addressable customers in Byron Bay, ‘holistic’ is a rock solid guarantee of bullshit of Himalayan proportions.